1: Hey, are you awake?
1: I’m pretty sure you’re awake.
2: I’m awake now.
1: I just had to tell you that earlier today when you were washing your hands, it was really amazing.
1: It was marvelous.
2: I was just washing my hands.
1: I know, and maybe people have been too intimidated to approach you and say that they’re a huge fan of your hand washing, but it’s definitely the best I’ve ever seen. Fluid, graceful, nonchalant. My hand washing is so forced. You’re method just… flows. It’s like art.
2: You’re a weirdo.
2: But… thanks. That’s nice.
1: I just had to tell you.