1. I Just Had to Tell You

    1: Hey, are you awake?

    2: (grumblings)

    1: I’m pretty sure you’re awake.

    2: I’m awake now.

    1: I just had to tell you that earlier today when you were washing your hands, it was really amazing.

    2: What?

    1: It was marvelous.

    2: I was just washing my hands.

    1: I know, and maybe people have been too intimidated to approach you and say that they’re a huge fan of your hand washing, but it’s definitely the best I’ve ever seen. Fluid, graceful, nonchalant. My hand washing is so forced. You’re method just… flows. It’s like art.

    2: You’re a weirdo.

    [pause]

    2: But… thanks. That’s nice.

    1: I just had to tell you.