Legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope and influence.
Yesterday my friend Eliza had to turn in a draft of a politics paper and grabbed recycled paper to print it on without checking, and she happened to be using the discarded remains of psych study which included a table of data titled “Frequencies of Dreaming of Sex with Female Teachers” and didn’t notice until her female professor pointed it out in front of the entire class.
Haaaaaaahahahahahahahhaaaaaaahahaha. Nothing better.