Legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope and influence.
If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
Joe Biden, in a letter to a 2nd-grader who suggested that guns should shoot out chocolate bullets.
Mr. Vice President. If guns worked liked that, the NRA would accuse you of trying to steal Americans’ chocolate, and your administration does not need any more scandals this week.