Ellie McE
Legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope and influence.
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persistence of time
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If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
—Joe Biden, in a letter to a 2nd-grader who suggested that guns should shoot out chocolate bullets.
Mr. Vice President. If guns worked liked that, the NRA would accuse you of trying to steal Americans’ chocolate, and your administration does not need any more scandals this week.
(via ccindecision)
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My friend made this gif of a video I was in and I love it because of all my talents, I am most proud of my ability to nail a killer hair flip.
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This is an amazing dance. The music, the choreography, the connection between the dancers, everything! Fun fact about me: I took ballet for 7 years with my only goal being to reach the point that I could dance in point shoes. Then the year before I was supposed to do that I found out that it’s really hard and painful — no thanks! But I still have a deep and abiding love and appreciation for excellent dance.
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What do network executives consistently get wrong in comedy? (x)
love kristen schaal forever and ever
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Why are the opening titles for The Hunger Games in Century Gothic? Aw, children get murdered, explain that in the cutest font possible!
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Back to Black WITHOUT that stupid entertainment radio ad
OK THIS IS AMAZING(via wutsuphotdog)
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Leading Men Age, Leading Women Don’t | Vulture
There are more charts if you click through.
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THIS IS THE HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE THING TO DO
I hope this is my parents’ response to my tattoos
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(Source: victoriafierce13, via onehundreddollars)
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12:33 am - Now listened to this song three times in a row. I’m ok.
(Source: Spotify)
